It's Wednesday! Here's a hint to get you started tonight:
Have you ever heard the strange case of the movie that doesn't exist?
See you at 8PM at Buddha Beer Bar!
| 1 | Pork Roll Does Not Approve | 54 |
| 2 | May the Fourth be with U of I | 53 |
| 3 | Shrimp Shoe May | 50.5 |
| Scared Sheetless | 46 | |
| FartBerry | 34 | |
| The Meatpackers | 33.5 | |
| Holguin Boys | 25 | |
| Buddha's Baddest | 14 | |
| Cowboys and Indians | 11 |
Well, May 4 was quite a party!
Every table was occupied, as were most of the bar seats. A birthday party that had started earlier in the evening continued into Quiz, breaking up into three teams that were trash-talking and dancing while chugging.
George of Abnormally Mediocre joined Scared Sheetless since his regular compatriots were either hosting (Mary O'Shag and The Sadiest) or engaging in acts of leisure and/or childraising. FartBerry seemed to appreciate the "Cow Fart Tax" question in particular. Shrimp Shoe May sat further up front than usual, but continued to behave with the decorum we have come to appreciate. The Moratorium were at the bar, getting to know Andy face to face.
At the end of the night, Pork Roll Does Not Approve seized the win by a single point over May the Fourth be with the University of Inwood (F*** those Guys).
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In 1798, John Collins found out the hard way exactly how seriously England took its taxes.
| 1 | April Is the Shoest Month | 53* |
| U of I Needs a Nap | 53 | |
| 2 | Go Leafs Go | 52 |
| 3 | Modicum of Mediocrity | 51 |
| The Moratorium | 51 | |
| Fartberry | 42 | |
| Mike Piazza Fan Club | 41 | |
| Gundam Exia | 37 | |
| Mohoes | 35 | |
| Buddha Bitches | 33 | |
| EA Sports | 25 | |
| Dumbsters | 22 |
Happy Wednesday! I hope you can make it to the quiz tonight. Not only will we be crowning a new monthly quiz winner, but I'll be hosting tonight with the one and only Jay Marks.
If you want to try getting inside Jay's head before the quiz starts, here's a hint he sent me:
Your move, creep.
At least, I think it's a hint. Regardless, I'm as anxious as you are to figure out what it means tonight. See you at Buddha Beer Bar at 8 PM!
| 1 | April Is the Shoest Month | 55 |
| 2 | U of I Needs a Nap | 54.5 |
| 3 | The Moratorium | 54 |
| The Keyfabes | 47.9 | |
| Balestra | 40.5 | |
| QR Code | 34 | |
| Neruda | 30.5 | |
| Uptown Gals | 30 | |
| Dumbsters | 5 |
Edward Hospital in Naperville, Illinois, is at the forefront of fruit surgery.
| 1 | April Is the Shoest Month | 54.5 |
| 2 | U of I Needs a Nap | 54 |
| 3 | Modicum of Mediocrity | 53 |
| The Keyfabes | 53 | |
| The Moratorium | 49.5 | |
| Pinehurst Pals | 47.5 | |
| The Szechuans | 36.5 |
In highest (or deepest) academe, "it is permitted to see" many obscure facts. Those groves, ya know...
| Team Name | 05/04 | Total | Week | Month | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Pork Roll Does Not Approve | 54 | 54 | ||
| 2 | May the Fourth be with U of I | 53 | 53 | ||
| 3 | Shrimp Shoe May | 50.5 | 50.5 | ||
| Scared Sheetless | 46 | 46 | |||
| FartBerry | 34 | 34 | |||
| The Meatpackers | 33.5 | 33.5 | |||
| Holguin Boys | 25 | 25 | |||
| Buddha's Baddest | 14 | 14 | |||
| full standings... | |||||
| Team Name | 04/06 | 04/13 | 04/20 | 04/27 | Total | Week | Month | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | U of I Needs a Nap | 57 | 54 | 54.5 | 53 | 218.5 | ||
| Team Name | 03/02 | 03/09 | 03/16 | 03/23 | 03/30 | Total | Week | Month | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Back to Shoes | 57 | 53.5 | 59 | 54 | 54 | 277.5 | ||
| Team Name | 02/16 | 12/01 | 12/08 | 12/15 | Total | Week | Month | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | University of Inwood Chapter of Nu Xi Omicron | 56 | 57 | 54 | 49 | 216 | ||
| Team Name | 11/03 | 11/10 | 11/17 | 11/24 | Total | Week | Month | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Mediocrities Can't Think of a Clever Name this Month | 53 | 56 | 48.5 | 53 | 210.5 | ||
