New teams! Birthday chuggers! A baby! The baby belonged to Multiplying Like Rabbits, who did an impressive job wrangling it and answering trivia questions at the same time. New team Fail will probably never come back, judging by the way it reacted to the Sadieist's round on semordnilaps or reverse pairs -- strings of letters that spell one word one way and another word the other way, like gateman/nametag. It's probably just as well Fail didn't stick around long enough for the Evil Mr. Phil's mashup round on Presidents' Day carols -- you know, old favorites like "James Monroe, Row, Row Your Boat" and "In Your Eyes-enhower." They might have started throwing stuff. For some reason we've been having tiebreakers a lot since we moved to Buddha Beer Bar; this week Shoe-pid's Arrow shut out University of Inwood by sort of knowing some stuff about the moon (#moonjews). In the end we could all agree that 17.5 pounds is too heavy for a head-mounted robot that feeds you tomatoes as you jog.
| 1 | Shoe-pids Arrow | 60* |
| University of Inwood Student Senate Convicts Their President | 60 | |
| 2 | Burger of the Month: I Only Have Fries For You Burger | 56 |
| 3 | The Mediocre Mendicants | 54 |
| Say It With Pork Roll! | 51 | |
| 100 Percent That Seaman Cumming | 48 | |
| Womans and Husbands | 48 | |
| Plan J Will Get It Done! | 47 | |
| Random Haus | 39 | |
| If You Read Our Team Name Out Loud, Our Table Gets Free Beer | 36 |
In honor of President's Day, let's take a minute to remember New York City's Chester A Arthur Public School and Zeus Carver's nephews, Raymond and Dexter, who attended school there.
See you at the quiz tonight!
Efforts to create the longest team name in the history of the quiz continued apace last week, with contributions from If You Read Our Team Name Out Loud, the Hosts Take Tequila Shots and University of Inwood Student Senate Convicts Their Presidents! (exclamation point included). Newbies included Skipper Was Hungry, whose name sounded ominous until we learned Skipper is his cat, and the White Wayans Bros., whose name began to seem misleading when a woman of color represented them in the chug-off. Burger of the Month triumphed over Pork Roll in a tiebreaker, proving which is this week's superior meat, and we all went home a little better for the knowledge we'd gained about ten guys named Oscar (or Oskar) and who is de facto bishop of the moon. The Sadieist wants to know why there's no moon rabbi, after all it's the Jews who use a lunar calendar. #moonjews
| 1 | Burger of the Month: I Only Have Fries For You Burger | 54* |
| Say It With Pork Roll! | 54 | |
| 2 | The Mediocre Mendicants | 53 |
| 3 | University of Inwood Student Senate Convicts Their President | 52.5 |
| Shoe-pids Arrow | 50.5 | |
| If You Read Our Team Name Out Loud, Our Table Gets Free Beer | 50 | |
| 100 Percent That Seaman Cumming | 48 | |
| Womans and Husbands | 44 | |
| Skipper Was Hungry | 42 | |
| The White Wayans Bros. | 40.5 | |
| A Train Elevator Repair Crew | 37.5 | |
| Three Times the Charm | 32.5 | |
| The McGooftroop | 26 | |
| Team Rocket | 9 |
Alas, you will not find Emmitt Nervend at tonight's quiz. Please come anyway.
Rats! Salacious clothing! A shocking discovery!
Yes, it was another typical night with the denizens of the Uptown Pub Quiz.
U of I acquired a teammate who had innocently wandered in for the first time a couple of weeks ago, and apparently contracted quizavirus. Naomi of the North was shocked, SHOCKED, to learn that Mary O'Shag is engaged to a person of the female persuasion. Visiting team Big Town was encouraged to not carry cod in their sporrans. Drinking through Construction, I Can Sit!, and Don't Mess with Cats were newcomers who boldly chugged repeatedly, and were still standing (sitting!) at the end of the evening. Evil Mr. Phil was transfixed by the nonstop wrestling--male and female--being streamed over B3's screens during Quiz. (Speaking of letters, some teams received enlightenment regarding very large bra cup sizes.)
None of this is to take away from BoTM: I Only Have Fries for You's win with 58 points, and their queen chugger's chugging chops.
See you all next week.
| 1 | Burger of the Month: I Only Have Fries For You Burger | 58 |
| 2 | University of Inwood Student Senate Convicts Their President | 56 |
| 3 | Say It With Pork Roll! | 55 |
| The Mediocre Mendicants | 55 | |
| Womans and Husbands | 55 | |
| 100 Percent That Seaman Cumming | 53 | |
| Shoe-pids Arrow | 52 | |
| If You Read Our Team Name Out Loud, Our Table Gets Free Beer | 49 | |
| Dakota Fanning as "Squeaky" Fromme | 47 | |
| Don't Mess With Cats | 44 | |
| I Can Sit! | 42 | |
| A Train Elevator Repair Crew | 40 |
There are a lot of things I'd like to offer as Hints of the Week this week, but I've recognized that people are more important than things - people, they're the best kind of folks to know.
If more people were for people, all people, everywhere, there'd be a lot less people to worry about, and a lot more people who care.
See you at the quiz tonight for some upbeat, positive, human engagement!
It was another rollicking night at B3, which has made the dubious choice to invite the quiz to stay indefinitely. We're Not Going to Win So We're Just Here to Make Friends was forced to acknowledge that at the rate they were going they might not make that many friends, and 2 Girls Wandered into a Bar and decided to stay for all six rounds. Several other teams made their debuts last night, including the enigmatically named Jersey, and returning team A Train Elevator Repair Service, despite its provocative name, won our hearts by drunkenly offering to do work for us for free. No take-backs! The night ended not with a whimper but with a bang as the Mediocrities triumphed over Burger of the Month in a nail-biting tiebreaker. And we all learned a little something about jockstraps and the Ouija board. (The Sadieist copyedited the novelization of the movie Ouija, but all she remembers is that someone gets attacked by dental floss.)
Oh, and one more thing: new monthly trophy, who dis? The Jordy has not yet been awarded, but it tantalized us all with its first appearance. Who will be February's winner and the first to bear it home in triumph?
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Update: Oops, it was BotM that won for the week and month. We have corrected the scores and will ensured all awards end up in the right places.
