| 1 | Chaka Pork Roll! | 54 |
| 2 | Burger of the Month: 5th Day of Christmas Burger (comes with 5 golden onion rings) | 53 |
| John Wilkes Sleuths | 53 | |
| University of Inwood Rhinovirus Cultivation Club | 53 | |
| 3 | 5 Golden Shoes! | 49 |
| Seaman Cumming to Steal Your Packages | 49 | |
| High Crimes and Mediocrities | 47 | |
| Womans and Husbands | 47 | |
| Plan I Fixed Me Beer | 44 | |
| Jim Jordan's Scary Bedtime Stories | 33 | |
| Team Bevilaqua | 17 | |
| Winwood | 11 | |
| The Faye Runaways | 10 |
Apple green and lime green? Tomato red? Raspberry? Who knew getting around town could be so refreshing?
| 1 | Rockabye Pork Roll | 56 |
| 2 | All Shoes' Day | 55 |
| 3 | U of I Camp Chippewa Satellite Campus | 51 |
| Burger of the Month: Bitch, Peas Burger | 49 | |
| Plan I No Nut November | 48 | |
| Roasted Squam! | 45 | |
| Seaman Sees Impeachment Cumming | 45 | |
| Questionable Stain | 40 | |
| Womans & Husbands | 34 | |
| Out of Pinehurst | 30 | |
| Inwood Originals | 24 |
T'was the day before Thanksgiving, and all through Inwood
Every quizzer was off trav'ling, forsaking their hood.
But the quiz was still hap'ning, we have prizes to win!
So just bail on your family - They're only your kin.
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That's right folks! It's the last Wednesday of the month, and we've got quiz! Come answer questions and make sure you're hungover for tomorrow's feast!
I don't have a hint, per se, but I do have a piece of advice: If you decide to watch them inflate the balloons today, make sure you get there early - it's a mad house down there, and you don't want to be late to quiz! Your best bet is just to look at photos of them online.
| 1 | U of I Camp Chippewa Satellite Campus | 59 |
| 2 | All Shoes' Day | 57 |
| 3 | Burger of the Month: Bitch, Peas Burger | 55 |
| Plan I No Nut November | 55 | |
| Womans & Husbands | 51 | |
| Quizzard Fillmore | 47 | |
| The Unimpeachable Mediocrities | 47 | |
| 11/20 (Not 4/20 but We're Cool with That) | 37 | |
| Chinese Sidewalk Drill | 33 | |
| Jim Jordan's Scary Bedtime Stories | 33 | |
| Oh...Oh No. I'm Pretty Sure I Can't Say the Name of This Team [aka the Evil Mr. Phil making a nuisance of himself] | 8 |
Zeresh's husband was a jerk, but damn, his pockets are delicious.
| 1 | All Shoes' Day | 56 |
| Rockabye Pork Roll | 56* | |
| 2 | The Unimpeachable Mediocrities | 54 |
| 3 | Burger of the Month: Bitch, Peas Burger | 53 |
| Seaman Sees Impeachment Cumming | 53 | |
| U of I Camp Chippewa Satellite Campus | 53 | |
| Quizzard Fillmore | 49 | |
| Plan I No Nut November | 45 | |
| Womans & Husbands | 45 | |
| One Neutral Milk To Go, Please | 40 | |
| Indy Road 500 | 27 | |
| Poke Your Mom | 10 |
I'm thinking about redoing this website using punch cards. I'll probably go with the 1928 IBM punch card format since it has so many columns.
Did you know Pike's Peak wasn't just a really tall mountain, but also a poem?
| 1 | Pintxho Pork Roll | 56.5 |
| 2 | University of Inwood Academic Decathlon Death-match | 52.5 |
| 3 | Burger of the Month: Silence of the Hamburger | 52 |
| Octavius Mediocritus Caesar | 52 | |
| Seaman Cumming on Taylor Ham | 47.5 | |
| The Manifesto | 46 | |
| The Red Ghouls | 43 | |
| Punkin and Peas | 41 | |
| Random Chaos | 41 | |
| Plan I | 37.5 | |
| Womans and Husbands | 36 |
