I hope you and your teammates have gotten your costumes and accessories together for tonight's Spooktacular, Spooktacular. If you don't know what to do, consider painting your nails black. Or drink a black nail cocktail. Or just look up a black nail cocktail recipe on the internet since...
that's...
your...
HINT OF THE WEEEEEEEEEEK!
See you IN COSTUME tonight!
| 1 | University of Inwood Academic Decathlon Death-match | 57 |
| 2 | Burger of the Month: Silence of the Hamburger | 52 |
| 3 | Pintxho Pork Roll | 51 |
| Octavius Mediocritus Caesar | 49 | |
| Plan I | 41 | |
| Seaman Cumming on Taylor Ham | 41 | |
| Womans and Husbands | 40 | |
| The Whistle Blowers | 38 | |
| The Newlydeads | 36 | |
| Fussy Gussy | 30 |
It's once again time for the IRCPQ's annual tradition of half-heartedly asking you to wear a costume for our Halloween quiz. So go ahead and get as excited as you're comfortable to, because...
In addition to our usual raucous and unpredictable quiz, we'll also be offering up prizes for your raucous and unpredictable costumes. I'd love to announce what the prizes will be, but that wouldn't be raucous and unpredictable would it.
See you tomorrow!
Don't call it a comeback, I've been here for years. No, sorry, what I meant to say was, don't call it a motorized La-Z-Boy, you'll get hit with a cease-and-desist. Wow, this mixtape is awful.
| 1 | Pintxho Pork Roll | 57* |
| Octavius Mediocritus Caesar | 57 | |
| 2 | University of Inwood Academic Decathlon Death-match | 56 |
| 3 | Burger of the Month: Silence of the Hamburger | 54 |
| Seaman Cumming on Taylor Ham | 53 | |
| The Red Ghouls | 50 | |
| Plan I | 49 | |
| Womans and Husbands | 47 |
True Story:
My lowest point as a Quizmaster was when I did a Common Bond about this story and NOBODY got it.
Join us tonight at the Indian Road Cafe Pub Quiz and I promise I will do better than that time.
| 1 | University of Inwood Academic Decathlon Death-match | 59 |
| 2 | Burger of the Month: Silence of the Hamburger | 56 |
| 3 | Octavius Mediocritus Caesar | 54 |
| Pintxho Pork Roll | 54 | |
| Seaman Cumming on Taylor Ham | 54 | |
| Womans and Husbands | 54 | |
| The Red Ghouls | 53 | |
| Plan I | 49 | |
| The Debbies | 47 | |
| Pinkadelics | 39.5 |
The weekend after next, the good people of Banner Elk, North Carolina, will celebrate the festival of the larvae of the Isabella Tiger Moth and seek its prognostication.
| 1 | Pintxho Pork Roll | 50 |
| University of Inwood Academic Decathlon Death-match | 50* | |
| 2 | The Red Ghouls | 49 |
| 3 | Plan I | 48 |
| Womans and Husbands | 47 | |
| Seaman Cumming on Taylor Ham | 46 | |
| Burger of the Month: Silence of the Hamburger | 44 | |
| Octavius Mediocritus Caesar | 41 | |
| The Whistle Blowers | 41 | |
| I'm Not Orange, Impeach | 33 | |
| The Husbands | 20 |
My thirteenth birthday was the best I ever had. I received a birthday card whose outside claimed I'd be getting a BMW. Opening the card revealed a picture showing piles of poop in the shape of the letter W. Ever since that day I think of a BMW as a bowel movement W. I wonder what BMW really stand for?
Anyway... what I'm trying to say is... you should still show up to the quiz tonight! It's gonna be classy!
