| 1 | Shrimp Shoe May | 55 |
| 2 | May the Fourth be with U of I | 54.5 |
| 3 | Ranger Danger | 53 |
| Long Live the Lesbians | 39.5 | |
| Who | 33 | |
| Sweet Bitches | 28 | |
| Doble C | 22 | |
| R & B | 9 |
She'll always be a beautiful screaming lady to me.
| 1 | Shrimp Shoe May | 59 |
| 2 | May the Fourth be with U of I | 56 |
| 3 | Barely Listening | 55 |
| Scared Sheetless | 54 | |
| The Kay Fabes | 51 | |
| Very Stable Geniuses | 43.5 | |
| Please Don't Make Me Chug a Beer | 43 | |
| The Margaritas | 36 | |
| EA Sports | 23 | |
| Googa Hooha's | 15 | |
| How Long Are We Staying? | 11 | |
| Team Dream | 5 |
It's Wednesday! Here's a hint to get you started tonight:
Have you ever heard the strange case of the movie that doesn't exist?
See you at 8PM at Buddha Beer Bar!
| 1 | Pork Roll Does Not Approve | 54 |
| 2 | May the Fourth be with U of I | 53 |
| 3 | Shrimp Shoe May | 50.5 |
| Scared Sheetless | 46 | |
| FartBerry | 34 | |
| The Meatpackers | 33.5 | |
| Holguin Boys | 25 | |
| Buddha's Baddest | 14 | |
| Cowboys and Indians | 11 |
Well, May 4 was quite a party!
Every table was occupied, as were most of the bar seats. A birthday party that had started earlier in the evening continued into Quiz, breaking up into three teams that were trash-talking and dancing while chugging.
George of Abnormally Mediocre joined Scared Sheetless since his regular compatriots were either hosting (Mary O'Shag and The Sadiest) or engaging in acts of leisure and/or childraising. FartBerry seemed to appreciate the "Cow Fart Tax" question in particular. Shrimp Shoe May sat further up front than usual, but continued to behave with the decorum we have come to appreciate. The Moratorium were at the bar, getting to know Andy face to face.
At the end of the night, Pork Roll Does Not Approve seized the win by a single point over May the Fourth be with the University of Inwood (F*** those Guys).
Be sure to sign up here to get the Hint of the Week in your email on Wednesdays before Quiz.
In 1798, John Collins found out the hard way exactly how seriously England took its taxes.
| 1 | April Is the Shoest Month | 53* |
| U of I Needs a Nap | 53 | |
| 2 | Go Leafs Go | 52 |
| 3 | Modicum of Mediocrity | 51 |
| The Moratorium | 51 | |
| Fartberry | 42 | |
| Mike Piazza Fan Club | 41 | |
| Gundam Exia | 37 | |
| Mohoes | 35 | |
| Buddha Bitches | 33 | |
| EA Sports | 25 | |
| Dumbsters | 22 |
Happy Wednesday! I hope you can make it to the quiz tonight. Not only will we be crowning a new monthly quiz winner, but I'll be hosting tonight with the one and only Jay Marks.
If you want to try getting inside Jay's head before the quiz starts, here's a hint he sent me:
Your move, creep.
At least, I think it's a hint. Regardless, I'm as anxious as you are to figure out what it means tonight. See you at Buddha Beer Bar at 8 PM!
| 1 | April Is the Shoest Month | 55 |
| 2 | U of I Needs a Nap | 54.5 |
| 3 | The Moratorium | 54 |
| The Keyfabes | 47.9 | |
| Balestra | 40.5 | |
| QR Code | 34 | |
| Neruda | 30.5 | |
| Uptown Gals | 30 | |
| Dumbsters | 5 |
