Pub Quiz
1 Shrimp Shoe May 55
2 May the Fourth be with U of I 54.5
3 Ranger Danger 53
Long Live the Lesbians 39.5
Who 33
Sweet Bitches 28
Doble C 22
R & B 9
Evil Mr. Phil

She'll always be a beautiful screaming lady to me.

The Sadieist
1 Shrimp Shoe May 59
2 May the Fourth be with U of I 56
3 Barely Listening 55
Scared Sheetless 54
The Kay Fabes 51
Very Stable Geniuses 43.5
Please Don't Make Me Chug a Beer 43
The Margaritas 36
EA Sports 23
Googa Hooha's 15
How Long Are We Staying? 11
Team Dream 5
Professor Lone Star

It's Wednesday! Here's a hint to get you started tonight:

Have you ever heard the strange case of the movie that doesn't exist?

See you at 8PM at Buddha Beer Bar!

Professor Lone Star
1 Pork Roll Does Not Approve 54
2 May the Fourth be with U of I 53
3 Shrimp Shoe May 50.5
Scared Sheetless 46
FartBerry 34
The Meatpackers 33.5
Holguin Boys 25
Buddha's Baddest 14
Cowboys and Indians 11
Mary O'Shag

Well, May 4 was quite a party!

Every table was occupied, as were most of the bar seats. A birthday party that had started earlier in the evening continued into Quiz, breaking up into three teams that were trash-talking and dancing while chugging.

George of Abnormally Mediocre joined Scared Sheetless since his regular compatriots were either hosting (Mary O'Shag and The Sadiest) or engaging in acts of leisure and/or childraising. FartBerry seemed to appreciate the "Cow Fart Tax" question in particular. Shrimp Shoe May sat further up front than usual, but continued to behave with the decorum we have come to appreciate. The Moratorium were at the bar, getting to know Andy face to face.

At the end of the night, Pork Roll Does Not Approve seized the win by a single point over May the Fourth be with the University of Inwood (F*** those Guys).

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Mary O'Shag

In 1798, John Collins found out the hard way exactly how seriously England took its taxes.

Mary O'Shag
1 April Is the Shoest Month 53*
U of I Needs a Nap 53
2 Go Leafs Go 52
3 Modicum of Mediocrity 51
The Moratorium 51
Fartberry 42
Mike Piazza Fan Club 41
Gundam Exia 37
Mohoes 35
Buddha Bitches 33
EA Sports 25
Dumbsters 22
Evil Mr. Phil

Happy Wednesday! I hope you can make it to the quiz tonight. Not only will we be crowning a new monthly quiz winner, but I'll be hosting tonight with the one and only Jay Marks.

If you want to try getting inside Jay's head before the quiz starts, here's a hint he sent me:

Your move, creep.

At least, I think it's a hint. Regardless, I'm as anxious as you are to figure out what it means tonight. See you at Buddha Beer Bar at 8 PM!

Evil Mr. Phil
1 April Is the Shoest Month 55
2 U of I Needs a Nap 54.5
3 The Moratorium 54
The Keyfabes 47.9
Balestra 40.5
QR Code 34
Neruda 30.5
Uptown Gals 30
Dumbsters 5
Evil Mr. Phil